squeching

the act of a controlled excretion of semen after one ejaculates into said orifice via powerful clenching

dude, did you see hunter squeching that shit was CRAZY!

by asten12 March 29, 2024

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009