squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

squeach

squeal + screech = squeach

When a lizard crawled on her foot, she squeached.

by ihdcjn March 10, 2011

Squeach

(verb)
1. The action of an object or person moving or rubbing up against another object, especially back and forth with pressure and friction.
2. To move along the surface of an inanimate object with pressure.

Don't squeach your vagina on the gearshift when you climb up on this dick!

by ExclusiveGoldfish December 5, 2018

Squeach

To squeeze a bottle in someones face, hence a feeling of drowning and suffocation. Also sexual refrence, to bust a nut, or blow ones load.

Dude, i totally squeached her in the eye!

by jiggy ziggy October 23, 2008