squattin 

This is the act of waiting and watching for a moment or opportunity to cease what is rightfully yours or what you feel should be yours.

Example :

Alex: Damn I just heard you broke up with your girl.

Max: yeah man and who is that over there

Alex:that is Lexi.

Max:she is staring hard as hell
Alex: I know that bitch be squattin

squattin by Loriirol June 16, 2016

squattin the cotton 

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

squattin the cotton by Hakins March 30, 2004

squatting

You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.

No one else was living there, so people started squatting.

squatting by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

squatting by i lick turtles June 12, 2003

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting 

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.

So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting by Gordy Frigmahole May 16, 2009

squating cobra 

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

squating cobra by sryrudczad May 26, 2010