squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.

Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.

by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

stall squating

masterbating in a public stall

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.

by snivert April 12, 2007

squatting

You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.

No one else was living there, so people started squatting.

by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

by i lick turtles June 12, 2003