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The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.
by stlcards2life February 16, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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