Squawktard

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!

Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.

Squawktard by brrutled June 19, 2011

Squawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

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Squawktard • Squawkward • Squackward

Squawkward

A Big Bird sized person in a awkward situation.

Why you standing there looking hella squawkward.

Squawkward by Dani Rubble May 23, 2018

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Squackward

Said durging an awkward moment between two birds.

Bird 1: I am pregnant

*awkward silence*
Bird 2: Dude, that's so squackward

Squackward by demian_isme March 1, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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