Definitions by brrutled

balls tight 

An expression used when something is really cool or awesome.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with this really hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Balls tight!

balls tight by brrutled July 2, 2011

vag tight 

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

vag tight by brrutled July 2, 2011

Squawktard 

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!

Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.

Squawktard by brrutled June 19, 2011