Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"
Friend: Yo, have you heard about the Tiananmen Square protests?
me: Yeah, it was a bloodba... I mean everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
Friend: What do you mean? Wait, who are those people behind you?