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a being above all others; a massive cock trickshotter, who never misses.
that man, he is such a squaggley, like John Denver.
squaggley by uptorism June 7, 2021
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Squigglets 

A word for a small or young worm. Originates on the blogging website tumblr.
"There is no name for a baby worm, it's just called a worm."
"I'll call them squigglets"
Squigglets by wolffieworldorder December 21, 2013

squiggle winker 

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic
Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god
squiggle winker by zooknookie July 19, 2019

squaggly 

(Ska-wag-ally) (1) Something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) The digital artifacts created on a TV screen when a DVD processor malfunctions. Usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named Allegra Davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)
- "We were trying to watch the movie and the TV got all squaggly"

- "Look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly"

-"That poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly
squaggly by Captclam July 27, 2006

Cock Squiggler 

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
Cock Squiggler by Border January 10, 2019

Electric squiggle 

When two erect men rub their socks on the carpet then touch penises to create an electric zap. ⚡️
Have you ever tried the electric squiggle? It’s awesome!!
when you're trying to make plans but nobody in the squad is free at the same time
"wow, this group chat is such a squggle right now"
squggle by schuzie69 March 22, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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