spwys
Like "SMYW", a quote popular on tiktok said by Gordon Ramsay, SPWYS means "Stop playing with your sausage, which is gotten from an out of context clip from Gordon Ramsay.
spwys by ender (the gender bender) June 21, 2025
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SpySheriff
SpySheriff is malware that disguises itself as anti-virus software and targets Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows NT and Windows XP. It bombards an infected computer with false warnings and urges the victim to buy now. It locks Internet Explorer to prevent so called "severe malware" from infecting the computer and also locks System Restore to prevent the compromised computer from using normal procedures to protect itself. It is also considered to be extemely difficult to remove because it will reinstall itself. Adware Sheriff, Pest Trap, SpywareNo, Spylocked, SpywareQuake, SpyTrooper, Spydawn, AntiVirGear, Brave Sentry, System Security, SpywareStrike, SpyShredder, Alpha Cleaner, SpyBot SpyMarshal, and SpyAxe are clones of SpySheriff. No matter what it may do to your PC DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GIVE ANY INFORMATION TO THESE FUCKING SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!! It infects a computer by going on websites such as spysheriff.com and goggle.com; as of 2009, both of these websites were said to be defunct (This is not the case). Goggle.com (a typo of google.com) and spysheriff2009.webs.com are running. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THESE WEBSITES UNLESS YOU WANT TO DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER AND GET SCAMMED!!! BROWSE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
-Damn it! My friggin' computer is being real friggin' slow and I got no anti-virus software!
(Searches for free anti-virus)
-Oh, look. SpySheriff. It says it offers award-winning, unlimited protection against malware and viruses as well as 24/7 online support and for only $49.99, it looks real so I can trust it.
(Goes to spysherriff.com and clicks download)
(Various error messages appear)
-What the fuck!??!
(Wallpaper changes)
(Computer slows down drastically)
-Shit!
~What's wrong?
-I downloaded SpySheriff and it said it was going to fix my computer; instead, it's worse than when I started.
~I guess you're royally fucked now.
-Why?
~SpySheriff is a fake, it's a scam that fools people.
-I will call them and tell them...
~Dude, it's a fake. There is no 24/7 support. Nothing.
-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT RIPPED OFF!??!
~Yep. The worst part is that it is extremely hard to get rid of. It will just reinstall itself. Sorry to tell you, man.
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SpySheriff! I damn you TO HELL!!!!!
(Searches for free anti-virus)
-Oh, look. SpySheriff. It says it offers award-winning, unlimited protection against malware and viruses as well as 24/7 online support and for only $49.99, it looks real so I can trust it.
(Goes to spysherriff.com and clicks download)
(Various error messages appear)
-What the fuck!??!
(Wallpaper changes)
(Computer slows down drastically)
-Shit!
~What's wrong?
-I downloaded SpySheriff and it said it was going to fix my computer; instead, it's worse than when I started.
~I guess you're royally fucked now.
-Why?
~SpySheriff is a fake, it's a scam that fools people.
-I will call them and tell them...
~Dude, it's a fake. There is no 24/7 support. Nothing.
-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT RIPPED OFF!??!
~Yep. The worst part is that it is extremely hard to get rid of. It will just reinstall itself. Sorry to tell you, man.
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SpySheriff! I damn you TO HELL!!!!!
SpySheriff by H.J. Simpson January 22, 2013
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Sprystache
A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustache in that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood
Sprystache by Michael Byrnison October 22, 2007
SpySquidKing
A small ROBLOX content creator and developer who mainly develops his game, "The Royal Squid Castle" with his friends mikesanislover2121 and awsomeyfox.
SpySquidKing is a ROBLOX developer.
SpySquidKing by SpySquidKing August 27, 2020
spyspace
spyspace is a free service for which registration is now closed that allows myspace users to track who visits their page and when
it works by the user embedding a certain very small image or file on their page with html code. when other users visit the page and load the embedded image, spyspace records who requested the data and when. users with spyspace accounts may view the userphoto, username, and ip address of visitors to their page as well as the times they visited and what they were linked to the page from
great for stalking or finding out that youre being stalked
it works by the user embedding a certain very small image or file on their page with html code. when other users visit the page and load the embedded image, spyspace records who requested the data and when. users with spyspace accounts may view the userphoto, username, and ip address of visitors to their page as well as the times they visited and what they were linked to the page from
great for stalking or finding out that youre being stalked
spyspace by skarphedinn February 4, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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