A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustache in that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood
by Michael Byrnison October 22, 2007
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Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.
Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.
Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
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He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
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He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010
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The day of the week in which mustaches are photoshopped onto pictures of Sara Quin and then uploaded to tumblr.
Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.
Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.
by MetalKitten October 13, 2011
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by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007
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