SpySter
the ladies man. hes so fucking sexy and steamy and hot. he will kill you with his good looks and his charming personality.
SpySter by lettuceguts November 26, 2020
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Spyster
Spyster by Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 26, 2020
Related Words
Spyster • shyster • Shyster Meister • Spesters • syster • shysterectomy • shystered • Shyster in Chief • Shysterism • shyster steve
Shyster Meister
An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009
SpySheriff
SpySheriff is malware that disguises itself as anti-virus software and targets Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows NT and Windows XP. It bombards an infected computer with false warnings and urges the victim to buy now. It locks Internet Explorer to prevent so called "severe malware" from infecting the computer and also locks System Restore to prevent the compromised computer from using normal procedures to protect itself. It is also considered to be extemely difficult to remove because it will reinstall itself. Adware Sheriff, Pest Trap, SpywareNo, Spylocked, SpywareQuake, SpyTrooper, Spydawn, AntiVirGear, Brave Sentry, System Security, SpywareStrike, SpyShredder, Alpha Cleaner, SpyBot SpyMarshal, and SpyAxe are clones of SpySheriff. No matter what it may do to your PC DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GIVE ANY INFORMATION TO THESE FUCKING SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!! It infects a computer by going on websites such as spysheriff.com and goggle.com; as of 2009, both of these websites were said to be defunct (This is not the case). Goggle.com (a typo of google.com) and spysheriff2009.webs.com are running. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THESE WEBSITES UNLESS YOU WANT TO DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER AND GET SCAMMED!!! BROWSE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
-Damn it! My friggin' computer is being real friggin' slow and I got no anti-virus software!
(Searches for free anti-virus)
-Oh, look. SpySheriff. It says it offers award-winning, unlimited protection against malware and viruses as well as 24/7 online support and for only $49.99, it looks real so I can trust it.
(Goes to spysherriff.com and clicks download)
(Various error messages appear)
-What the fuck!??!
(Wallpaper changes)
(Computer slows down drastically)
-Shit!
~What's wrong?
-I downloaded SpySheriff and it said it was going to fix my computer; instead, it's worse than when I started.
~I guess you're royally fucked now.
-Why?
~SpySheriff is a fake, it's a scam that fools people.
-I will call them and tell them...
~Dude, it's a fake. There is no 24/7 support. Nothing.
-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT RIPPED OFF!??!
~Yep. The worst part is that it is extremely hard to get rid of. It will just reinstall itself. Sorry to tell you, man.
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SpySheriff! I damn you TO HELL!!!!!
(Searches for free anti-virus)
-Oh, look. SpySheriff. It says it offers award-winning, unlimited protection against malware and viruses as well as 24/7 online support and for only $49.99, it looks real so I can trust it.
(Goes to spysherriff.com and clicks download)
(Various error messages appear)
-What the fuck!??!
(Wallpaper changes)
(Computer slows down drastically)
-Shit!
~What's wrong?
-I downloaded SpySheriff and it said it was going to fix my computer; instead, it's worse than when I started.
~I guess you're royally fucked now.
-Why?
~SpySheriff is a fake, it's a scam that fools people.
-I will call them and tell them...
~Dude, it's a fake. There is no 24/7 support. Nothing.
-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT RIPPED OFF!??!
~Yep. The worst part is that it is extremely hard to get rid of. It will just reinstall itself. Sorry to tell you, man.
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SpySheriff! I damn you TO HELL!!!!!
SpySheriff by H.J. Simpson January 22, 2013
Shyster
After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
Shyster
After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
shyster
Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.
Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.
Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.
shyster by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026