spunkwank

to beat one's ass; a form of hostility

John is about to be spunkwanked for talking shit.

by Matt S. July 20, 2004

swankwank

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'

Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.

by pizzozo October 1, 2004

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

Spunklunk

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.

"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.

next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad

by lucothefish August 10, 2006

Spunkdunk

Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.

That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.

by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

spunkjunkie

1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock

2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock

3.General insult to a knobhead

"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"

"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"

by Fidbag October 8, 2006