lucothefish's definitions

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 7, 2009

Re

Used in emails, it is a common misconception that this is an abbreviation of the word 'regarding'.

Re is a latin word (pronounced 'ray') that means 'in the matter of' and was adopted by the English courts along with many other latin phrases. It has since moved into general correspondence.

Re: Why you don't pronounce it arr-eee

by Lucothefish September 24, 2009

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.

next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad

by lucothefish August 10, 2006

OSW

Official scrabble words, words that are allowed to be used in the board game scrabble. There is a book published every few years of OSW's, relished by scrabble enthusiasts as a final authority in what can be used.

AJ: dude, driley ain't a word, you trippin!

Griff: It's in the OSW so fuck you'self bitch

by lucothefish August 16, 2006

ginger pubes

Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.

Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?

Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?

Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"

Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.

Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!

by lucothefish August 16, 2006

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006