Spank-Wanked 

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

Spank-Wanked by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

Skank-Walked by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

shank wanker by Ice September 8, 2003

wanker shank 

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

wanker shank by the Damon8r January 10, 2009