20 definitions by cooter

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"
Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
by cooter May 23, 2005
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To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.
them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.
by cooter February 11, 2004
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Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!
by cooter February 12, 2004
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the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey
by cooter April 25, 2003
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When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!
by cooter April 20, 2005
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"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.
by cooter January 29, 2004
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