20 definitions by cooter

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by cooter January 29, 2004

attitude problem

sarah v

by cooter April 25, 2003

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by cooter November 10, 2005

Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

by cooter August 26, 2003

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by cooter March 15, 2005

bur-head

a way to desribe a ghetto person's hair

Damn, that bur-head looks like she is too lazy to even steal some relaxer!!!

by cooter April 22, 2005