spunkwall

A wall in jail that inmates release their sexual fustrations on.

billy meathelmet- hey sickbird would you like to go j me off on the spunkwall?

sickbird- hell yes

by billy meathelmetss December 7, 2010

stinkwallet

the filthy burger curtains of a whore that you should probably sober up for.

by fhead September 14, 2003

Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.

next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad

by lucothefish August 10, 2006

pink stinkwallet

Slang for pussy, particularly one of odiferous nature

I slid my fingers into her pink stinkwallet

by Moradis March 12, 2008

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010