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stinkwallet 

the filthy burger curtains of a whore that you should probably sober up for.
stinkwallet by fhead September 14, 2003

Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010
A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.
next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad
spunkwad by lucothefish August 10, 2006

pink stinkwallet 

Slang for pussy, particularly one of odiferous nature
I slid my fingers into her pink stinkwallet
pink stinkwallet by Moradis March 12, 2008

spunkalicious 

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.
That girl's spunkalicious
spunkalicious by Tom November 10, 2004

Sir Spunkalot 

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.
Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah