Spunkalepsy 

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

Spunkalepsy by Jzaags January 28, 2020

suckalepsy 

When a woman falls asleep while performing felaccio

My last girlfriend had a bad case of suckalepsy that's why we broke up.

suckalepsy by Donny quinones October 18, 2020

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021