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spankwell

verb meaning lazy or cannot be bothered. frequently refered to the spanky monster last seen in the area of Bicester. Not allowed to play grand theft auto.
doing a spankwell: someone who constantly sits at home, playing playstation and wanting to eat his cat
by Mowgli February 7, 2005
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Sandwell college

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day
zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!
by slipz67 June 16, 2022
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Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010
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Spanfeller

The dickless blob that makes up a Ken Doll's Crotch
Ted Cruze looks like a spanfeller. I feel bad for blobfish.
by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019
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Spankville

noun; a place where spanking is the national sport. Spankee's(citizens of Spankville) enjoy going to their very known lake "The Great Lake Of Spank"
Dude, I'm the mayor of Spankville. We moonwalk and spank 69 times a day. It is quite awesome.
by cotabr July 10, 2009
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Spankdelicious

When one is so sexy and appealing to ones eyes that you want to spank them on their delicious bum, and possibly even follow them to work the next day, whatever you do is your own problem
Dang bro that girl is so spankedelicious!
DANNNG DOG your looking spankdelicious today!
by Delicious Spank Master October 16, 2011
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Sandwell academy

Sandwell academy is full of comedians. Sandwell academy is a very strict school and people there get punished for minor things like drawing inappropriate stuff. You can even get sent home for chewing gum
by holly smith.x December 11, 2019
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