spunktion

a ladies face after bukkake. Or just a central place of orgasm for guys....hopefully a face.

Raleigh, I'll meet you at the spunktion of my dick and her glasses later tonight.

spunktion by joeyho June 22, 2009

spunksponge 

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.

man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!

spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007

spunion 

Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...

The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."

After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...

spunion by Brah June 30, 2004

Spanktimonious 

spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.

The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"

Spanktimonious by torbach September 2, 2010

spunkadonia 

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.

Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.

spunkadonia by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

Spunkbongin 

Cumming while smoking a bong

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.

Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.

Elouise stop being such a spunkling!

Spunkling by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019