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spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.
Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!
by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011
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spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.
Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.
Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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suckathon

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
by thefunnykid June 23, 2008
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Spunkachino

When you bust during intercourse and keep thrusting making your spunk frothy like a cappuccino. Sometimes resulting in a goppy mess on your thigh or forearm
This Bitch left my spunkachino all over my junk like it was the thing to do.
by DumpstaRida September 25, 2009
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spunkadonia

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.
Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.
by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009
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Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011
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