Spunkion

A spunky onion

"wow!" Sylvester said. "Look at that spunkion!"

by Fred the king January 31, 2024

spunion

Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...

The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."

After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...

by Brah June 30, 2004

Spunkbongin

Cumming while smoking a bong

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.

by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey

Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"

by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008

spunkmonkey

An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.

Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"

by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009

spunkina

a mix between the smell of semen and fanuter eminating out of a girls spagina!

a whore that's on her rag and has sex... the smell after the deposit of semen is spunkina

by nigggynugnugnug April 26, 2011