Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

spunksicle

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold

ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle

by Mungu February 25, 2007

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011

spunkcicles

Splooge which has been frozen for later use

"margery im to tired tonight, go get the spunkcicles out of the freezer" " i hope you didnt give them to the children again thinking they were lolli pops"

by ilikavigina February 3, 2008

spunkcicle

when you blow your load in a woman's belly button(outies will not work)then place a toothpick in the jiz and let dry.

hey ladies Jay and I had soo much sex last night we made a spunkcicle for all of you

by Hollywood-27 June 17, 2008