a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.
"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.