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Spunkgum 

A mucus-like substance, usually yellow or green in color; or any unknown substance being expelled from the human body. Prounced Spung-jum.
After drinking all night with Kyle, John noticed a bit of spunkgum around his taint.
Spunkgum by bdonk October 11, 2007

spunkbuddy 

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.
I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.
spunkbuddy by Lonslo May 27, 2006

spunkbucket 

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling
Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!
spunkbucket by busterbrown September 14, 2006

spunkbrush

used to clean the baby gravy out from those hard to reach places between the keys on your keyboard.
"whos stolen my toothbrush?! he better not be using it as another spunkbrush.."
spunkbrush by kezzz December 30, 2007

Spunkbomb 

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
Spunkbomb by Kris April 6, 2005

Spunkbucks 

A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"

Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
Spunkbucks by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022