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Spunkgum 

A mucus-like substance, usually yellow or green in color; or any unknown substance being expelled from the human body. Prounced Spung-jum.
After drinking all night with Kyle, John noticed a bit of spunkgum around his taint.
Spunkgum by bdonk October 11, 2007

spunkbuddy 

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.
I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.
spunkbuddy by Lonslo May 27, 2006

spunkbucket 

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling
Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!
spunkbucket by busterbrown September 14, 2006

spunkbrush

used to clean the baby gravy out from those hard to reach places between the keys on your keyboard.
"whos stolen my toothbrush?! he better not be using it as another spunkbrush.."
spunkbrush by kezzz December 30, 2007

Spunkbomb 

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
Spunkbomb by Kris April 6, 2005

Spunkbucks 

A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"

Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
Spunkbucks by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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