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spudunkle 

(verb) To spray (ejaculate) a large amount of semen on a woman's body (usually on her breasts, rump, stomach, hair, face or chin, and usually after a vigorous round of super-hard pornstar-style sex.)

(noun) Semen
Damn! Porno Mike really spudunkled Diamond Princesex and those other ho's during their auditions on PornoMike.com!
spudunkle by porno mike April 30, 2011
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spudunkle 

A way of describing something.
That thing is so spudunkle!
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Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar
If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.
Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009
The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009

Shadunkle 

To play with, used like DragOn, ligma, sugma etc.
Nigel: Yo, shadunkle
Erik: Huh?
Nigel: SHADUNKLE DEEZ NUTS YOOOOO
Shadunkle by Ihateschool69420 March 13, 2023

ass spulunker 

some one who fingers an ass
Jack is an ass spulunker.