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spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009
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spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
spordunkle by Dan Narsavage December 14, 2008
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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

stardunkle 

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.
"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."
stardunkle by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

spudunkle 

(verb) To spray (ejaculate) a large amount of semen on a woman's body (usually on her breasts, rump, stomach, hair, face or chin, and usually after a vigorous round of super-hard pornstar-style sex.)

(noun) Semen
Damn! Porno Mike really spudunkled Diamond Princesex and those other ho's during their auditions on PornoMike.com!
spudunkle by porno mike April 30, 2011

Sprunkle 

When you cum on a woman and proceed to throw sprinkles on her and leave
I sprunkled that girl last night
Sprunkle by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

spurwunkle 

moldy, cheesy, cum, all on the chest of the opposite sex.
guy: dude i spurwunkled on my girls chest last night!

brosicle: dude SCORE!
spurwunkle by sophisboy November 1, 2010