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the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant

“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”

spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009

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spordunkle

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant

spordunkle by Dan Narsavage December 14, 2008

Related Words

spordunkle • Sprunkle • sprunkler • spudunkle • Spadunkle • Spordangler • spurwunkle • stardunkle

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

stardunkle

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.

"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."

stardunkle by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

spudunkle

(verb) To spray (ejaculate) a large amount of semen on a woman's body (usually on her breasts, rump, stomach, hair, face or chin, and usually after a vigorous round of super-hard pornstar-style sex.)

(noun) Semen

Damn! Porno Mike really spudunkled Diamond Princesex and those other ho's during their auditions on PornoMike.com!

spudunkle by porno mike April 30, 2011

Sprunkle

When you cum on a woman and proceed to throw sprinkles on her and leave

I sprunkled that girl last night

Sprunkle by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

spurwunkle

moldy, cheesy, cum, all on the chest of the opposite sex.

guy: dude i spurwunkled on my girls chest last night!

brosicle: dude SCORE!

spurwunkle by sophisboy November 1, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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