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sprinjing 

the act of ejaculation following pressure on one's testicles
I never get any action because I'm way into sprinjing.
Words you can keep
Seeking out information.

In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.

These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.
Bender: What are you doing, wonderful masters?
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!
Sprunjing by ADPro October 13, 2009

Spinning Rhino DNA 

When you take an excess amount of ADHD medication and partake in the cognitive "Bradley Cooper" type enhancement felt when high dosages
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid
Up is left and right is down and red is go and green stop and blue is yellow and now is go

Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA

Spinning Rust 

Spinning Rust refers to a mechanical hard drive. Early hard disk drives had platters coated with iron(III) oxide, basically rust, hence the name.
I have 8TB of spinning rust in my computer.
Spinning Rust by Zipdox November 24, 2020

spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling
Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"
spinning plates by PapiLoco July 28, 2010

Spinning me 

Hey ma let me hit that ..... Nawl Boy you dead ass .. Man them bitches always spinning me
Spinning me by MrzRahBaSun16 February 1, 2018

spinning beach ball of death 

The Apple equivalent of the blue screen of death (Windows). The cursor changes from an arrow into the aforementioned symbol

It's appearance signals the imminent freezing of one or more programs. Typically thwarted by force-quitting the program, or in more severe cases, shutting down the computer.
Crap, there was too much to load on that girl's MySpace; I got the spinning beach ball of death.
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