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urban sprinting 

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!
urban sprinting by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

Sprinking 

A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.
Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"

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"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.
Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

spining heart of doom 

when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes
man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load

Jerry Springing 

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.
Jerry Springing by Kelley D. August 3, 2005