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sprague
v., intransitive. to go apeshit, to fly off the handle, to overreact
derived from the iPhone's autocorrect suggestion for "apeshit."
derived from the iPhone's autocorrect suggestion for "apeshit."
sprague by Moggraider May 9, 2011
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Sprague High School
A high school in the southern area of Salem, Oregon. It's population include stuck-up jocks, bitchy girls who wear jeans that cost as much as a large apartment, sluts who wear two inches of make-up, and every other annoying fuck-up you can think of. Sprague hosts some of the most ignorant and cocky kids in the country. The kids who go there are spoiled by their 'American Dream' families. Their overly-expensive cars and gas are paid off by their upper middle-class to upper-class parents who live through their children. They also always make sure to flash their newest generation of iPhones. The teachers aren't all together too bad, but they let the brats who go there walk all over them. Not everyone who goes there is too bad, but the white trash preps and horny teenagers with heads the Africa easily outnumber anything good.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 1: Wow, fuck off, my parents own a restaurant chain. I'm so much better than you.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 2: Oh please, my dad owns a dealership, the rest is fucking history
~~~
Average Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl: You're not rich enough and your clothes aren't expensive enough, go away.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 2: Oh please, my dad owns a dealership, the rest is fucking history
~~~
Average Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl: You're not rich enough and your clothes aren't expensive enough, go away.
Sprague High School by ashhartsuckedme September 6, 2013
Sprague High School
People are cool as fuck here. Met my BFF' s for lifeeeee. The teachers are pretty dope. It may be mostly privileged kids but who FUCKING cares. IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!
Sprague High School by Superdoggo May 21, 2019
sprague stevens
sprague stevens by betterthansprague June 17, 2018
Sprague Syndrome
A mental issue that occurs after living in the small town of Sprague, Washington for more than 5 minutes.
Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion
4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason
Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion
4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason
Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Guy 1: “Damn, this chick’s nuts, she must have a major case of Sprague Syndrome.”
Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
Sprague Syndrome by Really_Bad_Name519 July 19, 2022
Eugene Sprague
Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.
Eugene Sprague by comehometohell February 9, 2014
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