spornosexual

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

by sashica June 13, 2014

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Somnosexual

Someone who gets aroused by someone’s yawn

Clark yawned loudly from being tired

Claire couldn’t help but to start disrobing after Clark’s constant yawning

Clark starts to realises Claire is a Somnosexual

by PoppetandCrumpet April 10, 2020

pornosexual

One whose sexual orientation is directed to porn.

Mike: dude mark has so much porn
dave: yeah man he's a flaming pornosexual.

by pkwa June 13, 2007

spoonsexual

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Pornosexuality

Pornosexuality is the act of neither being homosexual or heterosexual, instead of going out and trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend they lock themselves iin there grandmas bathroom and watch internet pornograpghy from Pornhub to Brazzers well stroking the erected penis. Well fantasizing of having a significant other to do it for them.

Travis E. sits on his grandmas toilet for hours slaving over his (2in) long erected penis, while his grandmother cooks him dinner unaware of the Pornosexuality being done in her bathroom.

by Travis's Grandma October 16, 2013

spousosexual

The concept was alluded to in the July 19, 2005 article “Are Self-identified Bisexuals Just Lying to Us—or to Themselves?” by Daryl J. Bem. The term “spouseosexual” was publicly coined by Dr. Warren Throckmorton in a March 14, 2008 blog post entitled “Which is the real me?” In a Dec 23, 2008 post comment, Dr. Throckmorton spelled it “spousosexual.”

The concept refers to people who are primarily attracted to persons of the same-sex and are attracted to or have developed attraction to their opposite-sex spouse but are not attracted others of the opposite-sex.

“I wonder how many married guys on the down low are really spousosexual?”

“Dave never felt he was gay, straight or bi because he had the hots only for men and his wife. Spousosexual seemed much more appropriate to him.”

by A Spousosexual Man January 6, 2010