spoonsexual 

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

spoonsexual by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Spoonsexual 

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

Spoonsexual by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025

Sprousexual 

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.

Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.

Sprousexual by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017

sloansexual 

when you are only attracted to mark slon

“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”

sloansexual by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021

spornosexual 

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

spornosexual by sashica June 13, 2014

Spookysexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual has feelings towards Halloween related characters/creatures (e.g.. skeletons, pumpkins, zombies, etc).

Hide your Jack-o'-lanterns, I heard a few spookysexual people are out tonight.

Spookysexual by TheOriginalYeet September 12, 2020

Sootsexual 

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

Sootsexual by Samxboo April 2, 2022