Sportosexual 

someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could

Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice

Sportosexual by anonymouse6 June 11, 2014

spornosexual 

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

spornosexual by sashica June 13, 2014

spousosexual 

The concept was alluded to in the July 19, 2005 article “Are Self-identified Bisexuals Just Lying to Us—or to Themselves?” by Daryl J. Bem. The term “spouseosexual” was publicly coined by Dr. Warren Throckmorton in a March 14, 2008 blog post entitled “Which is the real me?” In a Dec 23, 2008 post comment, Dr. Throckmorton spelled it “spousosexual.”

The concept refers to people who are primarily attracted to persons of the same-sex and are attracted to or have developed attraction to their opposite-sex spouse but are not attracted others of the opposite-sex.

“I wonder how many married guys on the down low are really spousosexual?”

“Dave never felt he was gay, straight or bi because he had the hots only for men and his wife. Spousosexual seemed much more appropriate to him.”

spousosexual by A Spousosexual Man January 6, 2010

Spotsexual 

someone who gets turned on by beautiful skate spots

When I went skateboarding in San Fran I was very aroused because I am spotsexual

Spotsexual by betamalehawk July 12, 2023

Sportsexual 

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

Sportsexual by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Sportsexual 

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.

Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.

Sportsexual by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023

Wii-Sportssexual 

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.

1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."

Wii-Sportssexual by LULALOVER February 1, 2025