spornsexual

an academic term originating in the mid-2010s that is used to describe a straight man who is “fragranced, buffed, ripped, groomed, and selfie-adoring.”

Ever since a couple ladies told Evan he's good looking he's become a total spornsexual.

by anonymous September 21, 2022

Sprousexual

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.

Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.

by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017

Pornsexual

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.

A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."

by Artnar May 19, 2010

sloansexual

when you are only attracted to mark slon

“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”

by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021

spornosexual

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

by sashica June 13, 2014

swordsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to swords and/or similar objects.

Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...

by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021

Sorusexual

Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.

My sexuality it sorusexual, I am attracted only to Uros Lukic he is so hot

by ludisorufan March 6, 2021