spornsexual
an academic term originating in the mid-2010s that is used to describe a straight man who is “fragranced, buffed, ripped, groomed, and selfie-adoring.”
spornsexual by anonymous September 21, 2022
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Sprousexual
Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?
She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
Sprousexual by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017
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Pornsexual
A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."
B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"
A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"
A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010
sloansexual
sloansexual by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021
spornosexual
a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body
" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "
spornosexual by sashica June 13, 2014
swordsexual
Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...
swordsexual by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021
Sorusexual
Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.
Sorusexual by ludisorufan March 6, 2021
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