Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Sportsexual

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.

Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.

by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023

Sprousexual

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.

Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.

by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017

spornosexual

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

by sashica June 13, 2014

swordsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to swords and/or similar objects.

Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...

by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021

Sorusexual

Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.

My sexuality it sorusexual, I am attracted only to Uros Lukic he is so hot

by ludisorufan March 6, 2021

portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008