Pornosexuality

Pornosexuality is the act of neither being homosexual or heterosexual, instead of going out and trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend they lock themselves iin there grandmas bathroom and watch internet pornograpghy from Pornhub to Brazzers well stroking the erected penis. Well fantasizing of having a significant other to do it for them.

Travis E. sits on his grandmas toilet for hours slaving over his (2in) long erected penis, while his grandmother cooks him dinner unaware of the Pornosexuality being done in her bathroom.

by Travis's Grandma October 16, 2013

pomosexuality

Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.

"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.

"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."

by alt-ID October 8, 2013