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spousosexual 

The concept was alluded to in the July 19, 2005 article “Are Self-identified Bisexuals Just Lying to Us—or to Themselves?” by Daryl J. Bem. The term “spouseosexual” was publicly coined by Dr. Warren Throckmorton in a March 14, 2008 blog post entitled “Which is the real me?” In a Dec 23, 2008 post comment, Dr. Throckmorton spelled it “spousosexual.”

The concept refers to people who are primarily attracted to persons of the same-sex and are attracted to or have developed attraction to their opposite-sex spouse but are not attracted others of the opposite-sex.
“I wonder how many married guys on the down low are really spousosexual?”

“Dave never felt he was gay, straight or bi because he had the hots only for men and his wife. Spousosexual seemed much more appropriate to him.”
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spornosexual 

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body
" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "
spornosexual by sashica June 13, 2014

Sososexual 

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.
Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."
Sososexual by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

Soulosexual 

Not to be mistaken with a solosexual, a soulosexual is someone who does not fall in love with males or females but rather people's inner souls.
Barnaby never goes for guys OR girls ... he seems to be a soulosexual ... he falls in love with people's souls.

He's not gay or straight ... he's a soulosexual!

Sportosexual 

someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could
Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice
Sportosexual by anonymouse6 June 11, 2014

sprousesexual 

When your deeply in love with cole sprouse. Your sprousesexual.
Cole sprouse is so hot. I think im sprousesexual. 🥵
sprousesexual by Coleslili January 2, 2021

sprousesexual 

When your deeply in love with cole sprouse.
Cole sprouse is so hot. He turned me sprousesexual. 🥵
sprousesexual by Coleslili January 2, 2021