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Sportman's slap
A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.
Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.
Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.
Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.
Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.
1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."
Sportman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007
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sportmanteau
The combination of two or more words to create a new word, specifically in the world of sports. Also known as a frankenword or blend.
Baseketball, from basketball and baseball, from the movie of the same name featuring South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone, is a sportmanteau.
Joggling, from jogging and juggling, is a sportmanteau.
Parasailing, from parachute and sailing, is a sportmanteau.
Joggling, from jogging and juggling, is a sportmanteau.
Parasailing, from parachute and sailing, is a sportmanteau.
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