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Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.
Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.
Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015
When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).
I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.
Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

spoonrape 

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.
During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.
spoonrape by krisenthia August 20, 2007

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.
We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.
spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult
Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.
Spoontagonism by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

Spoonmate 

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.
Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!
Spoonmate by iBetty October 2, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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