Spoonga

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

Spoonga

A bitch nigga

M: You've got the qualities of a spoonga
I: nahh bruh you're the spoonga

by Sueco July 22, 2019

spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

by krisenthia August 20, 2007

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult

Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.

by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Spoonman

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan

by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008