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Sploogemop 

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
Sploogemop by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
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Sploogemop 

Someone who has surpassed the level of being a douchbag but not quite a mother fucker. Total cockiness is at hand; he (lets face it, it'll be a guy) won't punch children but will annoy the shit out of you, chances are, your evening will be ruined by him. The bar you met him at will be permanently tainted (you'll avoid it at all cost and tell your friends to never go there in fear of this given person will be there); a group of these types can be referred to as a "closet of sploogemops."
Ugh... Nick is working tonight; total sploogemop I slept with him and he texted me the next day with "that was a big load I dropped, right?" Let's not go here, we're better off at a Chili's.
Sploogemop by Proud gemini November 14, 2016

sploogebob 

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob
"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spoogemop 

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.
When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.
spoogemop by ogeebud January 11, 2009

Sploogecopter 

To ejaculate while your penis is twirling in a circular motion.
I just did the Sploogecopter move on my girlfriend last night and got cum all over my room.
Sploogecopter by Scoobydxx January 14, 2016

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."
Sploogemonkey by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003
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