spoode

What happens when you steal a noodle from someone named Kyton. They will be triggered and slap you.

I just spooded them.

by MyLeftEarLobe June 14, 2018

spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

Spooder Man

An ordinary spider, who when bitten by a radioactive human gained human-like attributes.

Spooder Man fights villains like Mooseterio and Octor Doctopus.

by ADEstudios February 3, 2020

spooed

When your friend screws you over.

I loaned Seth some money and he totally spooed me by not paying me back for over a year.

by The coalition for freedom November 16, 2012

Spode

There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.

Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Spodermen

A spin off meme of Spider-Man usually used with bad grammar or other spin off meme's associated with crude comedy.

"Hey Spodermen u wante sme rice?"
"Sure wat knd?"
"Uncle Bens"
"Why u do dis?"

by LurkyHD August 1, 2016