spoode

What happens when you steal a noodle from someone named Kyton. They will be triggered and slap you.

I just spooded them.

by MyLeftEarLobe June 09, 2018

Spood

Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&amp=true) or arose afterwards.

Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)

by D4D77 September 11, 2019

spooding

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

by Gentleman Scholars January 05, 2009

spood

Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.

Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.

1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.

2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.

3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!

4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!

by z00bs October 07, 2010

Spood

A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.

I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.

by xkiller8978924576821 April 05, 2017

Spood

A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.

Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!

by JJPUSS February 04, 2010

spood

tiny area where the ballsack ends and penis begins.

by G-LO August 09, 2003