Spooderboot

The perfect nickname for a dorky kid or a derpy cat. Definitive proof that you can take any English word, change some of the vowels, and create a funny sounding name.

Steve: The best way to name a cat is to take two words and make them sound funny.
Annie: That's ridiculous.
Steve: No seriously, imagine... ok um... Spider... bite. Spooder... b... boot! Spooderboot!
Annie: You cannot name a cat Spooderboot.
Steve: I'll name my first kid Spooderboot if necessary.

Spooderboot by Anmalo January 8, 2021

snooterbooter 

A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.

I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.

snooterbooter by SarahWrap November 29, 2016

spooderbutt 

when you shove a spiderman action figure up someone's bum hole

i got spooderbutted last night

spooderbutt by douvhegausydgfwia May 6, 2016

spoogerboob

A grown man that leaves his parents house because they don't give him enough free money and they make him do one single chore twice a week. He will say the N-word and call it "dark humor" and will somehow always have a wrong opinion on everything.

You better get a job or you're just gonna be another spoogerboob.

spoogerboob by Jeffpacito April 17, 2021