Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

Spooderman by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

spooderman

a red and blue boi.

i saw spooderman banging MJ.

spooderman by your local mcdonalds November 6, 2019

Spooderman

A retarded version of spiderman that is for memers and pretty much is like a gay version of spiderman

Hey dude who is your favorite hero
Spooderman
Dude are you gay or something

Spooderman by JacksDefinitions May 15, 2016

Spooderman

A gay super hero that sticks spoons up his ass..That looks like deadpool '-'

Man: Oooh theres spooderman in the tree
Spooderman: *Sticks a spoon up his ass* Oh yea

Spooderman by SCREEEEECHES September 8, 2018

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

Spooderman by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 2, 2018

Spooderman

The act of masturbating your penis having partner, and when they reach the point of orgasm you keep your hand over the head of their penis, ensuring they ejaculate onto and into your hand.
You then hold up your hand, fingers outstretched, their cum on your hand and explain "SPOODERMAN"

OH LOOK BABY... SPOODERMAN!

Spooderman by Demoris September 25, 2021