splouch

The no-mans land between a dudes asshole and balls.

Even with rigorous sun-tanning, the splouch will most likely never see the light of day.

by Travuw May 31, 2007

slouch

A person who doesn't take care of themselves; a loser.

Look at that guy. He's such a slouch.

by Patrick Walker December 17, 2005

Bog-Sloucher

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

by moolegend March 13, 2011

Splotching

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Slouch Pouch

An older mans ball sack.

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?

by xtina1313 May 25, 2015