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the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.
The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.
by Anonymous November 07, 2002
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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when a penis "busts a nut" on to a female or male mate.
This big fat dude was sucking me off when i felt horny and splooched all over her face.
by DICK lova May 22, 2003
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I splooched all over the bitches face. It got in her eye and she started to cry.
by woogie May 22, 2003
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Giving a 'High Five" to a friend or random person by first pretending to give the recipient a "high Five" and then screaming "Splooch" with the middle finger in their face
Jock: "That was a great shot

Nerd: "Hey thanks man. I'm new in school and dont have any

Friends." ( go for the high five)

Jock: "Splooch! Ha Ha sucks to be you fag"

Nerd: "I'm dead on the inside."
by Perny October 27, 2009
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It's an all purpose word I found necessity to use that can have many various meanings, depending on how it's used. For instance, it's genetive formation and use in this case saw it usefully being used to express "something emergent".

And it can also have many many practical other uses, which you can interpret the meaning by the context by how it's used, as in the many following examples.
To Splooch or Not To Splooch.
He's one mean splooch.
Splooch, a very fine perfume.
Be careful where you put that splooch.
A most splooching evening.
Instant Splooch.
Splooch-by-splooch, the play went on...
He's been troubled by feelings of splooch lately.
The other day there was a gathering of splooch out back.
I'm just damn fedup with all the splooching around going on around here these days.
Splooched.
That is just the sploochingest thing I ever saw.
Hey Sploochy, pass me the salt...
You better have that looked at by a Sploochiologist real soon.
The Count of Sploochingdom will be attending the event.
She wore a most appropriate shade of splooch to the wedding.
Stop fiddling about with your splooch.
Splooches were breaking out all over the region disturbingly unabatingly.
Freedom-Sploochers.
Splooch-Up, Splooch-Down, Splooch-All-Around.
In the future legislation will be passed enabling the Splooch Enabling Act.
The Sploochiogram was most revealing.
Internet Splooch.
Newfy Screech, Pansy Splooch.
Stop splooching about with your fiddle.
I'm getting splooched by this splooch thing.
Canned Splooch.
Dear, there's some Sploochiologists at the door want to see you...
by William Whittingham August 17, 2004
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