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when something is lame or doesn't go the way you want it to, always used in a negative tone.
adwight "dude, i got bad news!"
andrea "what happened, bro?"
adwight "my party got cancelled!"
andrea "woooow....slouchy!"

nick "how'd you do on the test?"
alex "i totally failed!!!"
nick "daaaang....slouchy..."
alex "i know!"
slouchy by captainvivo December 20, 2009
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Mike wears a slouchy on his head every day to let others know he smokes.
Slouchy by ToasterStroodles May 15, 2016
A term coined by tamikaxxx on tiktok. Defined in the 100k cals eaten for 100k subs video from Mistress Isabelle Brookes on YouTube with an example.

When the meat falls right off the bone.
"That rib is slouchy."
Slouchy by bigolbiggan June 25, 2024

slouchy beanie 

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.
Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

slouchy pussy 

A very wet and loose vagina.

Slouchy Bitch

A person who is unkempt,dirty, and overweight who often talks shit on other people.
Bitchhh I just found out that Fat Ashlee was talking shit. What a slouchy bitch.
A person who doesn't take care of themselves; a loser.
Look at that guy. He's such a slouch.
slouch by Patrick Walker December 17, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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