sploonching 

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

sploonching by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Sploitching 

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

splooshing

Rubbing food all over ones self for sexual enjoyment. Any kind of food will do, as long as it edible.

The girl got wet and messy when she was splooshing, but she sure did taste good!

splooshing by HotMovies May 6, 2008

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

splinching by mlhiss March 29, 2008

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

Splinching by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Spooching 

The act of having ones sack stuck to their leg or slerg. To spooch.

I just ran a marathon today and man am I spooching it up!

Spooching by grantsky September 30, 2008