Sploif

To be consensually touched by a friend in a joking manner

I’m about to sploif Henry!

by Ritvikluvr January 9, 2024

sploif

to inappropriately touch a friend in a consensual manner

Root: Sexually exploit

Plural: Spleef

“Imma sploif u right now”
“Bro ur looking sploifable right now”

by crispytusk January 10, 2024

Yoinky Sploinky

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

Put in a spliff

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

by Ardley April 30, 2008

yoinky sploinky

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae

Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*

by jerma985stan February 5, 2022

The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

by frog master IV December 14, 2021