speenis 

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.

Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.

speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009

Speenis 

A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.

Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.

Speenis by SpeenisL November 10, 2022

Spheniscidine 

1. (Adjective) Penguin like or relating to penguins. As vulpine for foxes, bovine for cattle, etc.

2. (Adjective) Linux like or relating to Linux.

From Spheniscidae- the penguin family.

Geek1: Did you see that article in The Register about Ubuntu beating OSX and Vista in that hacking challenge?

Geek2: You're not turning into one of those spheniscidine freetards are you?

Geek1: Quack.

Spheniscidine by Charles K Darwin April 3, 2008

Spheniscidae 

(Noun) Sven-iss-id-ay
The penguin family.

Adjective: Spheniscidine Sven-iss-id-een

Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?

Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.

Spheniscidae by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

splenis 

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

splenis by sp53 January 6, 2009

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

Spheniscilogophobia 

The fear of Penguins.

Bob: I don't want to go to Antartica
Josh: Why?
Bob: I have Spheniscilogophobia
Josh: What?
Bob: I'm scared of penguins
Josh: ...

Spheniscilogophobia by xChev April 23, 2020